
As we entered the all-but-deserted Lincoln Square "Village" Saturday evening, Keith and I wondered what to expect of C-U's newest food and drink establishment, 88 Broadway. The venue's
Web site describes the place as "the most unique restaurant experience in Champaign-Urbana," and I have to admit that it's one of a kind in this area. The source of this uniqueness is the dueling pianos show, which you can catch Wednesday through Saturday nights at 9 p.m.

Two electric pianos dominate a stage at the front of the remodeled space that used to be Lincoln Square Mall's anchor department store (once Carson Pirie Scott and then Herberger's). And although 88 Broadway doesn't use all of the former department store's square footage, it's a large room that has been impressively designed. The two levels comprise a bar and two dining areas (on the top level) and more dining/drinking space on the main floor, along with the stage.
Hey! Who
is that handsome stranger chatting up the piano player?

The entire space has kind of a sweeping, flowing, grand-piano-like feel to it, and the top-level area, where you can sit and watch the music below, is reminiscent of an old-time nightclub. Except that you're, you know, in a mall-cum-office complex. We were seated on the main floor, near the pianos, and I found that changing chairs, so that I was facing in, toward the room, rather than out, toward the mall, helped foster the I'm-in-a-nightclub feeling.

We went in early (6 p.m.) and so didn't expect music, but there was a woman playing one of the pianos; a nice touch during the dinner hours. She played a variety of tunes, everything from ragtime to the Beatles. We didn't stay late enough to see the dueling pianos show, but Keith picked up one of the request cards on the piano:

Forgive the blurry photo; I think you can still see what the idea is, though. The show sounds like it's very heavy on audience participation, so if you like to sing along to live music, this is the place for you.
Foodwise, we ordered the Four Keys, a four-course fondue meal for two at a great price ($34.99 per couple). You can choose one of the salads listed on
the menu to start. We both ordered the Caesar, and that may have been the wrong choice. The dressing was obviously not homemade (or, if it was, they somehow made it so that it resembled a bad bottled dressing), and inexplicably, it was served on the side, contrary to the usual Caesar m.o. and the menu description. The artichoke hearts that someone thought would be a good idea to add to a Caesar salad were soggy and limp. Not an auspicious start, and unfortunately, things went downhill from there.

The second course, the cheese fondue, looked promising to begin with.

Our server brought a metal fondue pot to the table and proceeded to rub the inside of it with garlic. She added various things to the pot—good ingredients, all, such as cream, wine, and so forth, but something went wrong (possibly ingredients were added in the wrong order), and though she valiantly stirred and stirred for quite a while (we were wondering how her other tables were doing during this period), the fondue never came together. What we were left with was a mass of cheese surrounded by a thin liquid.

Hungry as we were, we managed to pull some of the cheese from the mass and eat it with the bread, the dried-out roasted potatoes, and the rapidly browning apples (there was nothing to be done with the raw broccoli), but after a few attempts, we gave up.

We were hoping the next course, the beef fondue, would be our saving grace.
We had ordered the beef marinated with lime and basil (there are several marinades and seasonings to choose from; flavors include teriyaki, Cajun, and lemon pepper). We each received a plate carrying a good amount of nice-looking beef;

we also got a plate full of more bread, raw carrots, just-out-of-the-fridge, half-cooked baby potatoes, and raw cauliflower, along with a number of sauces meant for dipping the meat in.

Our server then brought out another metal fondue pot containing the broth in which we'd cook our meat and vegetables. The broth looked good, and, as with the cheese fondue, quality ingredients seem to have been used; unfortunately, it was not very hot, so it was difficult to get the meat to cook.

Admittedly, by this time we were still hungry and getting cranky, and the idea of having to try to cook all of the meat and vegetables in order to get something to eat was daunting. We did manage to cook a few pieces of the meat and eat them, and, while the meat was tasty and very tender, after eating a couple of pieces that were still raw in the middle, we'd had enough. It was a very frustrating experience to have this nice meat sitting in front of us and to not be able to eat it, especially after having not been able to eat the cheese fondue.
The vegetables were also a problem. The potatoes were either still cold in the middle when we tried cooking them, or, when we left them in the broth longer, were mushy. We could see that there was no way raw carrots or cauliflower were going to cook, and we didn't even attempt it. Basically, we ate a lot of bread that night. It was good bread, but we wanted variety.
Possibly the dessert course, the chocolate fondue, would have been tasty, but we didn't stay to try it; after two frustrating hours with a bottle of wine and not much to eat, we couldn't face dessert.
We expressed our frustration to our server who, to her credit, offered to remake the cheese fondue for us. However, we didn't want to sit through the whole process again, and we were ready to go home. A friend of mine visited on opening night, and she reports that her cheese fondue, while not spectacular, was good, so if the server can make it successfully, it might be enjoyable.
Suggestions for the owners: First, make the cheese fondue in the kitchen and have the servers simply bring it to the table, as is done at The Bread Company on Goodwin. Having the server make it at the table, while that sounds like an elegant idea, leaves lots of room for error. Second, leave the cheddar cheese out; a delicious cheese fondue needs nothing more than good-quality Gruyère. Third, make the Caesar dressing in-house, and toss it with the romaine before serving; ditch the artichoke hearts. Finally, make sure that the broth for the meat fondue is hot enough to cook food in when it's brought to the table.

Given our experience, I can't recommend that you eat at 88 Broadway, at least for now. They've only just opened, so the food may improve. Go for the piano music, the singing, and
the cocktails (they have lots of specialty drinks with fun names like The Carrie Bradshaw—a Cosmo, obviously—and the E Sharp—a variation on the White Russian theme). Wines and beers are also available; they have a wide selection of beers on tap.
88 BroadwayLincoln Square Village
Urbana, IL
217-384-3267
Open 11 a.m. to 2 a.m. daily
Dueling pianos show at 9 p.m. Weds.–Sat.; cover charge
Web site with menu: http://www.88broadwaybar.com/
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